I love you, even though you are an internet troll
there’s something about you that I want to know
it’s the way that you write
so offensive and trite
with such passion it’s sort of appealing

I love you, even though you’re a commenter from hell
the predictable way you don’t know how to spell
and you’re hateful
disgusting, ungrateful
like you don’t understand, other people have feelings

[The Doubleclicks | The Mary Sue]