If “Jurassic Park” Was an ’80s Film… [Print]

You guys, no joke: I just watched Jurassic Park twice in one day a few weekends ago with my friend, Katy.

Drinking may or may not have been involved.

But my point is this: JURASSIC PARK FROM THE ’80S WOULD HAVE A TOTALLY RAD DR. ELLIE SATTLER. LIKE, OH MY GOD!