For those of us who just can’t have too many comic motifs in their lives, this novelty toilet paper fulfils a need I’m not sure you ever thought you had. Featuring toilet-themed onomatopoeia such as Splash! Pop! Parp! and Flush! (I sincerely hope there isn’t a Wham! Bam! or Thwap!) it will make the whole toilet experience a rather exciting affair!

[GBP3.99 from Spinning Hat | Via Geek Alerts]

Edit: Also available on Amazon U.S. right here.